List Of Questions That I Would Ask Aliens If They Did Actually Exist

24Okt09

Herewith is a list of questions that I would ask to aliens if they existed. (Feel free to add with your questions, if you have any).

What do you call planet Earth?
Do you speak English? Parlez vous Francaise? Kowe iso ngomong jowo po ora?
Do you communicate verbally, or do you holographic-ly project what you want to [...]

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I Love Surprises

01Sep09

There’s a saying that Belgium can give you surprises. You can have misty light rain in the morning, blinding and excruciatingly hot sun in the noon, trembling whirlwind in the afternoon, and a hefty telephone bill by the end of he month and a hefty utility bill by the end of a particular annual year.
That’s [...]

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Detentionist

29Apr09

I should not write crap.
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I should not write crap.
Holycrap! What did I just do??
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