List Of Questions That I Would Ask Aliens If They Did Actually Exist

24Okt09

Herewith is a list of questions that I would ask to aliens if they existed. (Feel free to add with your questions, if you have any).

What do you call planet Earth?
Do you speak English? Parlez vous Francaise? Kowe iso ngomong jowo po ora?
Do you communicate verbally, or do you holographic-ly project what you want to [...]

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Happy Lebaran Day 2009

20Sep09

Selamat Hari Raya Idul Fitri 1 Syawal 1430 H. Semoga amal ibadah kita diterima oleh Allah SWT, dan kesalahan kita diampuni-Nya. Selamat menorehkan cerita-cerita di lembaran yang sama sekali baru. Mohon maaf lahir batin untuk segala kesalahan.

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I Love Surprises

01Sep09

There’s a saying that Belgium can give you surprises. You can have misty light rain in the morning, blinding and excruciatingly hot sun in the noon, trembling whirlwind in the afternoon, and a hefty telephone bill by the end of he month and a hefty utility bill by the end of a particular annual year.
That’s [...]

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Five Reasons To Throw My Guitar Out Of The Window (and perhaps yours as well. I mean, after I threw mine, I’m gonna throw yours away. Heck, why can’t I?)

04Agu09

Reason number one:

Reason number two:

Reason number three:

Reason number four, that kid again, yea, the kid at reason number one and that adult guy:

Reason number five, the master himself:

I’m owned!

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Sangat Menyebalkan

10Jul09

Saya paham bahwa pemasukan dari iklan merupakan salah satu pilar pendukung berlangsungnya kehidupan satu lembaga penerbitan pers. Tapi kalau seperti ini caranya sih mending saya baca dari tempat lain saja.
Sungguh tidak menyenangkan dan cenderung menyebalkan. Huh!
Seharusnya kan bisa dibuat, atau paling tidak dipikirkanlah, cara penyajian iklan yang lebih baik, yang lebih sopan.
Lha ini, baru mau [...]

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Gegar Romantis

16Jun09

I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever…
…sebentar… sebentar… Lay like this forever?? Modar dong?
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Meradang

02Jun09

Coba camkan ini, renungkan, pejamkan mata sejenak, jernihkan pikiran, hayati dan resapi…
… bagimu negeri, jiwa raga kami.

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Je ne parle pas française lho…

04Mei09

Belgia merupakan negara bilingual, bahasa Belanda, dan Bahasa Perancis. Bahasa Vlaams (Belanda) digunakan oleh penduduk di daerah Vlaanderen, yang secara geografis berada di sebelah utara Belgia; sementara bahasa Perancis dipergunakan oleh kelompok Wallonia yang secara geografis berada di sebelah selatan Belgia. Sebenarnya masih ada satu kelompok lagi, yaitu yang berbicara bahasa Jerman, namun jumlahnya sangat [...]

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